Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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