sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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