he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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