Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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