she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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