People in love make me want to vomit
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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