Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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