Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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