he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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