I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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