I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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