i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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