we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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