So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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