I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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