There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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