Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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