If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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