i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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