Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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