He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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