My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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