so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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