ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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