At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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