we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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