we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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