just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Sorry about my life...
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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