He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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