two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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