i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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So many bounce houses so little time
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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