I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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