he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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