Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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