I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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