That's intense
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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