Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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