first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
what day is it and did you see me today?
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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