Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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