that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize