So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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