you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
They are going to name an STD after you.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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