3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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