Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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