What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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