People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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