if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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