Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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