Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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