it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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